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Hjemme i København | Der er fandme langt til Hvide Sande

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Tirsdag aften. Klokken er 1930. De kommer gående, slentrende, fire unge fyre fra blokken. Mit hjerte hopper. Hvor vil mit hvide, middelklasse, velmenende hjerte gerne have en af drengene ind i vognen, så jeg råber: ‘En præmie til den, der tør komme med ind i campingvognen og udveksle historier!’ M tager udfordringen op og kommer ind. Han får en kop te med to stykker sukker.

M fortæller:

Da jeg var yngre, var jeg på et skib i to år. Da jeg var femten, lavede jeg en masse lort, og da jeg var mindreårig, kunne jeg ikke komme ind og sidde, så jeg blev dømt ophold på et skib i to år. Bare mig og to pædagoger. Jeg havde lavet så meget lort, at jeg ikke engang måtte være på et skib sammen nogle andre drenge på min alder. Jeg havde aldrig været udenfor København. Jeg havde aldrig set en ko. Jo selvfølgelig på billeder, men det er ikke det samme som at se en levende. Jeg fik set hele Danmark.

Det vildeste, jeg prøvede var den første tur. Vi skulle til Hvide Sande. Og der var mega mange bølger, så jeg blev total søsyg. Jeg lavede ikke andet end at kaste op, kaste op, kaste op. Fuck hvor havde jeg det dårligt. Det er de værste tømmermænd gange ti. Der lå bræk ud over det hele. Det tog fire dage at komme dertil. Og jeg var søsyg på hele turen. Når man har det så skidt, så er der fandme langt til Hvide Sande. Til gengæld har jeg ikke været søsyg siden!

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